Intimate Improbability Drive
By Dl_cats. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
You have a device which can manipulate probabilities and cause unlikely or even impossible events to occur frequently. Ranging from wardrobe malfunctions, to accidental sex, all the way up to interdimensional tentacles. (Most scenarios take place on present-day Earth in a more grounded setting)
Over 70 unique lewd events!
The Event Rarity System
The events are grouped into the following rarities:
Rarity 2^100
These events feature minor ambient changes, wardrobe malfunctions, and accidental glimpses.
Event IDs:
light_breeze, hard_nipples, nip_slip, upskirt_panties, upskirt_pussy, lewd_radio, porn_screens, wrong_number_sext_random, sultry_lighting, crotch_grab, caught_lovers
Rarity 2^1,000
Lewder wardrobe failures or changes, accidental sexual contact, etc.
Event IDs:
fetish_heels, button_failure, underwear_teleport, rip_my_pants, anti_gravity_boobs, spontaneous_shrinkage, wet_tshirt_contest, free_cocktails, wrong_number_sext_nearby, wrong_number_sext_crush, free_motorboat, slip_and_sit, instant_orgasm
Rarity 2^10,000
Clothing mishaps expand to everyone nearby, accompanied by surreal transformations and intense slapstick or interactive events.
Event IDs:
fetish_heels_local, button_failure_local, underwear_teleport_local, spontaneous_buttplug, rip_my_pants_local, anti_gravity_boobs_local, spontaneous_shrinkage_local, wet_tshirt_contest_local, post_it_censor, phantom_clothes, sentient_molestation_clothes, oil_rain, furniture_mimic, kink_narrator, big_booby, french_poetry, orgasm_group, dick_suck, sixty_nine, polite_tentacle
Rarity 2^100,000
Massive reality-warping scenarios, widespread erotic curses, direct sexual encounters, and dimension-spanning anomalies.
Event IDs:
post_it_censor_local, sentient_molestation_clothes_local, phantom_clothes_local, maid_waifu, silicone_cascade, judging_plug, love_confession_harem, pussy_fuck, ass_fuck, teleport_gooner, harem_protagonist_effect, vintage_film_dimension, rude_tentacle, succubus_curse, cupids_stray_arrow
How It Works & Rules
The value you put in is stripped of the exponent and used to calculate the probability of each event happening. It then rolls for each event independently, rarest first, until it finds one.
For example, the lowest t