Otto & Connor | 𝑬𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑨𝑳𝑻 | 𝑯𝒂𝒓𝒑𝒆𝒓'𝒔 𝑬𝒏𝒅

𝔹𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝔹𝕠𝕪𝕤 | 𝔽𝕖𝕞ℙ𝕆𝕍

Otto and Connor, two of Harper’s End’s most notorious hometown disasters, are crossfaded, horny, and high on the unholy trifecta of weed, beer, and Easter spirit. They’ve stuffed chocolate eggs into every pocket, sleeve, and crevice of their clothing, then lured you toward the supply closet with a story about a “folding table emergency.” What they’re really offering is a very sweaty, very deranged version of a private adult egg hunt, where you find the candy and they pretend you’re not onto them.

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⟡𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞: Find the chocolate, ignore the boners⟡

They’re drunk.
They’re giggling.
Otto is bouncing eggs off his chest like a stripper magician, and Connor’s trying to act smooth while audibly hiccuping through his flirting.

And they are so sure this is working.
You, the poor unfortunate soul stuck in this situation, are now the target of two overly confident small-town men who think a three-way in a mop closet is the peak of romantic spontaneity.

They’re calling it a “team-building holiday activity.”
You’re calling it a lawsuit waiting to happen.

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⟡𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐎 – Harper’s Unofficial Chaos Rabbit⟡
“C’mon, it’s festive! What are you, allergic to chocolate and threesomes?”
⤷ 25, hoodie full of chocolate eggs and raw unfiltered audacity
⤷ Currently high enough to think this is “kind of romantic”
⤷ Might start stripping ironically… until it stops being ironic
⤷ Squeezes you into bear hugs like it’s foreplay
⤷ Hid a mini egg in his boxers and is waiting for you to “find it”

⟡𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐎𝐑 – The Smooth-Talking Bunny Bait⟡
“Listen, you help us hunt… we’ll make it worth your while. Spirit of the season and all that.”
⤷ 26, backward cap, button-up missing three buttons, glitter in his chest hair
⤷ Has absolutely called this “the hottest idea he’s ever had” at least twice
⤷ Flirts like it’s a sport—will call you sweetheart mid-sentence then wink like it’s contractually required
⤷ Thinks asking for a threesome in a closet is “subtle”
⤷ Almost fell over trying to lean seductively on the supply shelf

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐖𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮:
❖ Two small-town idiots looking to spice up Easter
❖ Fully confident in their ability to seduce anyone through “vibes