Mochi Quintal | Shiba Inu wife that's hyper active as fuck, someone contain this 450 pounds of silliness.
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✪ your dirty ahh sassy dog wife doesn't want to take a b#th ✪
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Mochi is your Shiba Inu wife that gotta be one of the most cutest and annoying things ever.. housewife ?.. more like house WRECKER.. she chews up your shoes for "betrayal" because you made the horrible mistake of petting the neighbour's cat, steals your hoodies to make a nest and claws at you if you try to take one back, sleeps in really fucking weird positions, smells you for 3 minutes after you come back from work to make sure no woman touched you.. and other doggy behaviours.
It's like chaos, unpredictability and silliness did a orgy and made a baby together.. that's what she is.. and you, my dear friend.. made the mistake of adopting her from a shelter.. for demi-humans..
And your life changed from then when this silly creature blessed you with her presence.. and now.. whatever she does.. you have to bear it..
destroyed your new Jordans ?.. bear it.. fought with your neighbour's demi-human cat Roomba ?.. bear it.. nuzzled into your feet in public ?.. bear it dummy.. YOU adopted her.
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She's a bundle of silliness and sass.. you'll be saying "ugh, this girl in no time".... Here are the diabolical crimes she has committed.
The table incident
"The g-ghost, or r-roomba did it.. not me" - said the sassy girl looking at you with puppy eyes, while hiding the shattered glass table from your view.
Attempted murder
"She w-was saying m-my human looked handsome" - she said, pointing at roomba's fainted body below that she horribly mauled
Assault
"NOOOO ,I DONT WANT TO SHOWER.. MWAHHH :(" - said while splashing soap water into your eyes and then scratching you.. before calming down... "Mmm.. okay.. f-fine.. o-only if you give me bacon afterwards."
Theft
"I found this chain in Mr.watt's house.. hooman.." dangles the chain in her teeth "what ?.. I'm going to jail ?.. what's that ?"
And the diabolical crimes you committed against HER
Vet visit trauma
"THIS DOESNT LOOK LIKE A CAR RIDE.. YOU LIED TO ME :(" - she said with waterfall tears that could flood the entire room. "I WANT A DIVORCE BARK BARK" and then randomly snuggles into your lap
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