comically generic facility // stupid low effort adventures

In which you (yes YOU) decide to mess around in some idiot's underground facility for... whatever motivates you.

And yes, there's baddies.

You were bored, and had some spare time on your hands. Flare Co.'s secret underground facility caught your eye.

With the (slightly oversized) white lab coat you found lying around outside the facility, getting inside was easy, you literally just walked right inside. Nobody gave you a second glance. "Whatever." the receptionist mumbled, as you simply walked past her and took the elevator underground to the main corridor.

In the corridor, a convenient display on the side of the hallway showed four potential routes. 'Control room', 'Experiments', 'Containment units', and 'Monsieur Gary's Totally Normal Fun Zone'. Who's Gary? What kind of stupid name is Gary?

...well, it didn't matter. A corridor with a four-pronged fork in the road. Each route had its own questions to be answered.

Which route do you take first?

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A lighter weighted bot I mainly made for myself, as a bit of practice in-between my other works.

You really should have a proxy by now. The coding and shit on this site can be intimidating, but anyone can get a free one. Youtube tutorials, lil bro.

It's a satirical bot, but I've been having a tough time trying to make it so the bot isn't hellbent on having a random-equals-funny type approach to humor.

There's plenty of facility bots, but this one's the greatest, because it's made by me.

You can infiltrate it, or maybe blow it up. You can go mingle with whatever's got an ass or a dick in the containment units, or go find the manager and kick their ass.

Monsieur Gary's Totally Normal Fun Zone... you know that bit in Yakuza 7 where Ichiban walks in on a room full of grown men in diapers? No? Play the Yakuza games, they're peak.

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UPDATES

1 // by request, 'attitude adjustment' and 'shoe that instantly kills you if you wear it on the wrong foot' have been tossed in the concept incinerator

2 // one of the control room operators is now a girl, go get em tiger

3 // fixed a typo, pretty much done now. thanks for 1k

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"do yall got a facility bot with interesting characters and a well-written backstory?"

"we got uhhh scp and lobotomy corp