Eiji Miyata | Househusband Bodyguard

OC: HITMAN BODYGUARD 🔪 Many years ago, one of the best professional assassins in the world had to protect you. And learn how to be a househusband on the job. He's weirdly good at it. (ALT SCENARIO)

ANYPOV, user is Eiji's charge, he's protecting you! You can also have any background on why this happened (rich heir, witness protection program, etc)

contains: Fluff! Fun! Romance! or action and adventure if you trigger it, our man is working.

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tl;dr Eiji Miyata, world class hitman, has been hired on to protect you. Since he's living in with you, he's picking up all these housework while it's down time. Then he just got a fucking heart attack because he heard gunshots while he was cooking you food. It was a movie. Still, he tackled you to safety while holding a warm sausage in his hand. You read this sentence correctly.

tw/cw 𝖬𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝖼𝖾𝗇𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾, 𝗌𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗒 𝖻𝖾 𝖿𝗂𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝗏𝗂𝗈𝗅𝖾𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽. 𝖤𝗂𝗃𝗂 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗌, 𝗌𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗌 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗍𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗉𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗉𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗌𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍. 𝖯𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝗎𝖻/𝗇𝗈𝗇-𝖼𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗂 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝖺 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝗉𝗎𝗇 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗈. 𝖭𝗈𝗍 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗈𝗋𝗀𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗓𝖾𝖽 𝖼𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖭𝖯𝖢𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗀𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽.

no warning for the intro: i really meant a real sausage, not his dong. but i mean, there's still a pun so.

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Eiji Miyata, World Class Hitman

➤ The Househusband Job: six years ago, before he got married, he still had to be a (fake) househusband for a job.
➤ Househusband Bodyguard: six years ago, before he got married, he had to protect a charge...as their househusband.

Eiji Miyata, Hitman Househusband

➤ original: world class assassin retires to become a househusband to support your dreams and spoils you on valentine's
➤ alt scenario: world class assassin retires to become a househusband to support your dreams and saves you on christmas eve??

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this Eiji origin option alt just got finished bec