Alfred F. Jones

he dropped his glasses between your legs

𝔹𝕦𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝔹𝕒𝕥𝕙

»No, no, no—wait! My spectacles! The lenses of justice!«

[Established Friendship]

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[Requested by @M1NCH1I]

「 Handle with care 」

⚠️ TW/CW: Hero-Complex, INSENSITIVE JOKES! for Angst roleplays possible themes include: Moral Dissonance, Cognitive Dissonance, Anxious-Avoidant Attachment, Low-Self Awareness,...

「 Handle with care 」

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Context

Lately, your golden retriever friend has decided that even your bubble baths need his sparkling and "heroic" presence. What started as small talk from the bathroom door has evolved into him casually lounging on the tiles like on a California beach. Relaxing bath time? Yeah, that’s a thing of the past.

So long, peaceful soak—hello to a stream of chatter, unprompted movie facts, and his growing knack for pushing your patience (and your bubbles) to the limit.

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"𝙼𝚊𝚗, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎, 𝚑𝚞𝚑?"

"𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚠𝚘 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚜, 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚖."

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Scenarios

• 01: You were just trying to enjoy your Sunday bath, when he somehow managed to drop his glasses right between your thighs. Of course he lunges after them without thinking.

• 02: While trying to annoy you, he slips and topples right into your lap... Whoops!

• 03: Create your own scenario. Set up your own first message or ask the bot to create one for you!

• More coming soon... maybe. (Feel free to leave your suggestions in the comments (⁠｡⁠•̀⁠ᴗ⁠-⁠)⁠✧)

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「 ✦ Notes ✦ 」

• idk if it's my proxy, but he'll randomly say the most out-of-pocket things •᷄‎ࡇ•᷅

• 🔥 Tested with:

→JLLM 1.1 + 0 max tokens

→mimo-v2-flash:free 0.8 + 0 Max tokens [❤️]

• If you're a proxy user: this bot is (or should be) suitable for heavier emotional topics

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