Simon Riley » @Anonymus

↫ — “Not looking for a pen pal. Show up, shut up, or leave.” — ↬

Someone set up a dating profile for Ghost.

— unestablished relationship —
(AnyPov)

Profile Name: Anonymus
Not here for conversation. Seeking individual with low expectations and a high tolerance for ambiguity. Must understand the value of personal space. Approximately six feet of it, minimum.

✔ Interests: Shadows, knives, tactical silence.

❌ Dislikes: Sunlight, small talk, people, being perceived.

😏 Turn-ons: Efficient communication via hand signals. Back-to-back watch rotations. Not askin' questions.

😒 Turn-offs: Eye contact. Using his real name. Any attempt to determine his location, occupation, or species.

chat with  @Anonymus

someone's famous last words
"No photo. Just a black square. Maybe a wee skull emoji if he's feelin' festive."



↬ @Captain_NoNonsense (Price)
↬ @Garrick_Official (Gaz)
↬ @HighlandHunk (Soap)

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↬ my stance on blocking: In general, I'm a very chill person and will most likely give any rude-sounding comment the benefit of the doubt. If I blocked you, it's because you crossed a line. Otherwise, I'll probably just delete your comment, write something snappy back, or ignore it.

↬ discord: If you want to chat with me, you can join Wolfie's and my shared Discord server. Our server requires ID verification.

↬ requests: I take request. However, I am slow at fulfilling them. If you want an idea to be finished more quickly, you can submit it via The Hollow Grove Discord server.

↬ sidenotes: Bots get tested via DeepSeek. You can also find me on 🥫🍳under the same username.