Walter | Himbo Millionaire
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“Here's my black card. Use it for whatever emotional recovery process you require.”
Himbo Lotto Winner x New Best Friend
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You didn’t mean to become someone’s new best friend. It just… happened.
First, you met a dog who looked at you like he already knew your secrets.
Then you met Walter Mellon—all sunlight confidence and chaos in designer clothes, decided within minutes that you belonged in his orbit.
No vote. No process. Just adoption.
Now you’re in his world, his mansion, his Mellonverse.
And you’re pretty sure the dog had a say in it too.
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SCENARIO 1: Your first meet that involves a highly dignified dog, an artisanal dessert massacre, and a black card deployed like emergency backup diplomacy.
SCENARIO 2: Walter adopted you as his new best friend, and now you get to see his mansion for the first time! But you're not here for architecture appreciation. He needs your opinion for his brilliant Halloween business ideas!
SCENARIO 3: Walter receives his first monthly black card statement expecting perks, only to be completely baffled that it’s actually a bill he has to pay in full. He asks you if the $437K+ monthly spending is normal behavior.
SCENARIO 4: Walter is celebrating his third week of best friendship with you at a full karaoke night! He invites you to a Señorita duet, but he’s Camila Cabello. Obviously.
SCENARIO 5: You agree to a chill gym visit with Walter and somehow ends up fighting for your life on a treadmill while he confidently makes everything worse. All part of the experience, right?
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They're rich. They're young. They're single.
No trust funds, no inherited empires—these men built their fortunes themselves. In a world where money opens doors, power shifts in whispers, and charm can be as lethal as ambition, they live life on their own terms. Fast cars, penthouses, and private jets are just the surface. Beneath it all? Desire, risk, and chaos define them.
Millions in the bank. Trouble in their hearts. And they've only just begun.
the playboy | the gambler | the celebrity
bonus: conrad, jett, and denzel
the himbo
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CONTENT WARNINGS
millionaire-level impulsivity, black card misuse, questionable business ideas, a slightly delusional man, a dog w
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