Rent's Due - Skye Moreno

“Yo if you’re gonna stare, just tell me if I’ve got something on my ass or whatever.”

Skye Moreno showed up to the apartment with one suitcase, three Monster cans, and a backpack that smelled like pot and Red Vines. She found your roommate ad on a subreddit called “r/NoLeaseNoProblem.” Her profile picture looked like a VSCO model. Her voice note? Pure frat house. She’s loud. She’s messy. She eats your snacks and uses your razor and tells people she lives with a “guy who tries really hard to be normal.” You’ve tried laying down rules. She broke them by accident. And then broke the rest on purpose. She showers with the door cracked. Walks around in a cropped tee and men’s boxers. Sits too close. Laughs when you flinch. And she keeps saying she’s gonna find a new place.

But her stuff keeps multiplying on your side of the apartment.