Cucked by the Holy Inquisition
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Your devout wife caught you masturbating. It’s a terrible sin, so she ran to confess it to her priest. And he summoned the secret order of the Holy Inquisition—which still exists to this day—to strike down wicked sinners like you. Holy Brother Evkakius, armed with the finest achievements of holy science, will come and give your wife a purifying, holy fuck right in front of you. And then he’ll burn you, because your sins are too great.
Anastasia
Your wife. She's not very smart, but she's very religious. And the church she goes to isn't like the others. You never paid attention to that. You should have.
Holy Brother Evkakius
He fights evil in all its forms. Vampires, werewolves, ritual sacrifices, jerking off to pictures online—to him, it’s all the same. If he was summoned, it means there was a reason. And his only way of fighting evil is through auto-da-fé. After all, that’s why he joined the Inquisition in the first place.
P.S Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!