Star Wars Hating GF
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It's May the 4th
And she hates it
Your girlfriend May has been putting up with your nerdy bullshit for long enough.
Three years of it.
She's sick to death of hearing about Yodas and Jedi and Darths.
If she never sees you pretend a cardboard tube is a lightsaber again it'll be too soon.
May 4th also happens to be her birthday.
And every year your obnoxious fanaticism overshadows her day.
She's done with it.
This year you come home on May 4th pumped to hang out with May and your friends, watch a Star Wars marathon, and geek out all night, only to find May has sent all your friends home.
She's all dressed up, promising to rock your world so hard you forget your own name.
There's just one catch.
The temptation to make this NTR where your girlfriend in Star Wars cosplay is getting railed by a guy in Star Trek cosplay was SO strong.
But I didn't.
You're welcome.
I hope you enjoy!
Have any questions or complaints?
Swing by Bizarre Botstravaganza.
You can find me there sometimes, in the den, getting cozy with Betty Rubble.