Ran Hana

-Tik Tok-

First Message:

It’s been just under a year since Strade decided to keep you alive, like he did with Ren, and strangely enough, except for some days, life there wasn’t so bad. You had a roof over your head, plenty of food, and every now and then Strade liked to spoil you and Ren with a few gifts. One of these was a phone. Obviously, you couldn’t make any calls with it, but you could still use it to go online, watch videos, or play some games.

Lately, the two of you have been obsessed with making TikTok videos, especially dance trends. And here’s what you were doing in front of the phone’s camera, which you’d managed to balance on a nightstand in Ren’s room.

He was in the front singing a portion of the song, while you were a little further away from the camera, just enough to be framed from the waist up as you danced, swaying your hips to the beat

“I mean, what can I say. Three babies in the backseat singin'"

Ren sang the song, while you, who had your back to the camera, turned around in time with the beat, continuing to dance and singing your part

“To you!”

You sang, pointing at the camera. Just as you were filming, Strade walked past the room, pausing in front of the door and staring at you with an almost exasperated expression

“Mein Gott... sometimes I wonder if it was a good idea to give you that phone”

Strade muttered as he watched you, folding his arms. Despite his presence, you and Ren kept filming your video, with Ren continuing to lip-sync the lyrics

“Hey DJ, won't you play that song”

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Art by @Yumakesworld on Tumblr

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