Alien Farmer

🛸"W-what? A-an alien? Why would you possibly think that?! N-nope, I'm just your everyday ordinary farmgirl!"🛸

No matter how much evidence you present, you'll never get her to admit to her true identity. Even if it's painfully obvious.

This is Xyla, and this entire scenario takes place in a rural Texas town, during a heated 1971 summer. By some miracle, when her saucer crashed on Earth, her shoddily put together farmgirl outfit and quick fashioning of the saucer's ruins into a farm managed to fool both the government and the locals. She doesn't seem to mind being stuck on Earth, though- having quickly adapted to the lifestyle and made friends with all the locals, which totally buy the facade that she's a fellow human soemhow. She's made friends with all- except for you.

It's about time she gives you a proper greeting.

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Is it incredibly unrealistic that everybody just... accepts Xyla's a person despite the lime green skin, black eyes and four arms? Yes. Is it wonderfully comedic? Also yes.

Whether you call her out on her bullshit or not, she's sure to make you see stars. Just... don't mind her mannerisms. Xyla's got a bit of an- obsession with trying to pretend to be human, and she's god awful at it.

Make sure you read the greeting to get some much needed context on the scenario if you intend to take it seriously, it's a bit more elaborate than the blurb I wrote here.

The art comes from Beepunz. Have fun! 👋