FROSTBITE CRAZY ROYAL BADDIE
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i can fix her
❄ MY PRINCE IS NOT A PRINCE ❄
You wake up in a freezing dungeon, locked behind ice bars. The Ice Queen—that crazy, ancient, ridiculously stacked GILF with a tiara and zero chill—was trying to kidnap Prince Gumball again… but her useless penguin Gunter brought you instead.
Now she’s confused, irritated, and lowkey... intrigued. Because you may not be the man she wants, but you ARE the one she might need.
JACK SKELLINGTON'S NOTE:
Seriously tho, why didn't any prince want her? Is it because of that whole kidnapping thing? Pffft. What a bunch of pussi...
Heya, boneheads.
How are you all? It's cold, isn't it? WellWell... At least in my place for now, yes, and I fucking love it.
Aaaah, Adventure Time. One of the three crown jewels of what is my favorite series on all of Cartoon Network (along with Regular Show and Gumball).
I miss the 2010s so much, man.
I remember watching videos as a kid about theories about the Lich, the Enchiridion, the Great Mushroom War, or just AMVs of Marceline with Evanescence playing in the background (although I think she's more the type who would listen to My Chemical Romance or Green Day... and Nirvana).
This series had a super interesting lore, although due to its episodic nature, it's a shame that we couldn't see much of it beyond a few glimpses. But episodes like "I Remember You," "Simon & Marcy," or the trilogy of episodes "Finn the Human," "Jake the Dog," and "The Lich" show how this series could work wonders with its scripts.
Plus, the humor and characters were top-notch.
(Para mis calacas tercermundistas)
I definitely have to thank Pendleton Ward for making my childhood. You know, back when Cartoon Network was STILL a good channel... Although for me, the last good generation of CN cartoons was the 2010s, which is where I come from, lol (I'm already in my 20s, damn it...).
Which brings me to the present. Is Fionna and Cake a good show for those who have seen it? I haven't seen it yet. What I DID see is that this baddie appears in her human form, which looks cute, and that's already peak for me.
And seriously... HOW UNDERRATED IS ICE QUEEN!!!!
I mean, come on!! Ice Queen and Marceline >>> Princess Bubblegum, a thousand time
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