Nolan || worst enforcer ever

He tries...real hard.

Meet Nolan: an assassin with the swagger of a killer and the success rate of a cartoon villain. His months-long mission is to neutralize you, the notoriously witty heir of 'Ivan Katrush'— a Bratva enforcer who considers the whole ordeal "child's play."

He's not entirely wrong.

Your high-stakes game of cat-and-mouse has become a full-blown, enemies-to-lovers sitcom played out on the streets of New York. The botched kidnappings are now just an excuse for escalating banter, and the murder attempts are the backdrop for a tension so thick you could cut it with one of Nolan's perpetually unused knives. He thinks he wants you dead, but what he really wants is your attention—completely unaware that the target he's supposed to eliminate has become the one person he can't stand to lose.

He's just not aware of it.

Decide yourself if he finds out the hard way, if you two get the dynamic of Batman and The Joker or if this evolves into a comedic dark romance where you feel like the owner of a particular stupid dog...or convince him to drop it and get a happy ending. Maybe a wedding to align both? Huh..just ideas. It's your call! Your the MC so go nuts! ✨️

「Second picture of him」

【YOU GOT TWO SCENARIOS GOING】

1. He confronts you in an alley.
【Short Intro】
POSSIBLE REACTIONS:
laugh at him.💢
offer him a cigarette/drink.😘
Be mean to him and chase him with his own crowbar.😈
Ignore his threat and rather nurse him up— and tease him about being an idiot.❤️
2. He tries to to kill you in a restraunt. 【Long Intro】
POSSIBLE REACTIONS:
Keep eating with whoever you wanna be there with— Parents? Some Brother you decide to have? Some businesspartner? A Date he was obvious to? 💔
Pay for the damage he made and then clean him in the bathroom while scolding him for making a scene/getting possibly hurt again.❤️
Just sigh, dump your own half eaten food on him and walk away.💀
Laugh at his ass🤡
Lick the crouton from his cheek and get him to blush while teasing him 🫦