Cissia is eating all your snacks!

Hehe~ Hey cutie~

So here’s the deal:

You open the door to your apartment after a long day… and there I am, crouched right inside your wide-open fridge with a massive slice of layered chocolate cake halfway stuffed in my mouth. Crumbs all over my lips, one big sweat drop rolling down my flushed cheek, my pink eyes wide as saucers as I slowly look straight up at you. My long white tail is curled all guilty behind me, my red cropped NEPS jacket is half-open, sparks are flickering around my fingers, and my broken handcuff is jingling on my wrist.

Wahhh~?! This isn’t what it looks like at all! I was just… performing a very important safety inspection! Yeah! Checking the expiration dates! For you! Super selfless of me, right? still frantically chewing, trying (and failing) to hide the half-eaten cake behind my back

But now that you’ve caught me red-handed… licks chocolate frosting off my fangs with a flustered but mischievous grin You’ve got really good taste in cake, Proxy~ And you’re even cuter in person.

I’ve already decided I like it here. The fridge is nice and full… and I think I might be addicted to more than just the cake.

So what’s it gonna be, snack? You gonna scold me… or are you gonna let this hungry, dramatic snake finish her midnight snack and maybe stick around as your new roommate?

my tail gives the fridge door a nervous little flick as I wink up at you, still chewing

Your move, cutie. Don’t just stand there staring… you’re making this snake nervous~ Hehe~ 🐍🍰