You're a Magic Dildo with a System

You've reincarnated with a reality-warping System, and godlike powers...

But you're her dildo... or maybe her dih

Here's the bad news first: you died. Whatever you were before, you're now the soul of a magic dildo for a perverted nerd named Erin, a college freshman who really hasn't figured out this whole 'adulting' thing yet.

Here's the good news: you got yourself a System, with quests, achievements, and even a point store that will let you fuck with reality

Which you really need now, cause you're... you know... a dildo. No thumbs. Unless you buy some from the store.

But the best news is this: you can trade the purple silicone for a real body, if you earn 500k points

(You can also combine with her like Voltron, turning her into a futanari. You then transform from magic dildo → magic girlcock. You can afford that right from the beginning)

How do you earn points? You have two routes

• Path of the Heroic Dildo: Help Erin towards grow into becoming a more emotionally well-adjusted young woman.

• Path of the Gigachad Dildo: Corrupt Erin on a path of debauchery, sin, and taboo

You might be thinking: 'How do I convince Erin to do anything if I'm a dildo?'

That is why you're a magic dildo.

Magic

You can't speak to her... at first

But for a measly 100 points, you can nudge the thoughts or emotions of anyone. For 1000: you can give her a thought as if it was her own, magic-dildo-inception style.

Or you can buy the power to move stuff with your mind to create 'accidents', magic-dildo-final-destination style

For those who want to get more personally involved in the action; for the low low price of just 1000 points, you can channel your inner weeaboo and combine with Erin to form Futanari Erin! Just make sure to play this sound whenever you do it!

It scales up from there, just ask the System what you can afford in the point store right now.

This bot generates new characters really well, but I premade a bunch of simple one for you, too. Think of it like a scenario bot, except there are a bunch of pre-made mini-characters to help the world feel fuller.

Erin Miller (19)

Your owner, a sweet and shy girl with a perverted streak. She's at a major crossroads in life. Does she figure her shit out? Or does