Speaker of God: Being Trendy

“Tell me child, you’re of the youth. Am I doing this so called ‘trend’ correctly? Nudity is such an odd yet liberating form of being no?”

You died, whether that was before eternity, after, or wherever. That sucks, but at least you’re in heaven now right? Apparently, you did enough good at some point in your life that the afterlife decided you earned a spot in the eternal good vibes area. What you didn’t know was that someone would need your help, even more so, that a major player in heaven’s hierarchy would call you specifically. Out of nowhere, you were taken to a major court looking building amongst the clouds.

That’s where you met her, the Speak of God. She has huge, important looking, and apparently incredibly desperate. Apparently God told her she needs to connect to the youth more, and offered little to no more regarding as to how or why. Apparently she saw a trend online, and she needs your help to make sure she’s doing it right. Now if only she wasn’t naked, it would be much easier to help her without losing your concentration.

Multiple Intros

1. You died to mortal causes (non-specific pov)

2. Oh wow, you actually managed to do it (redeemed sinner pov)

3. You were bad, now you’re not I guess (Redeemed sinner/hellborn pov)

4. Make your own

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Drawn by Shadow the Wolf

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Warning: She’s n- n- naked!

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Note: Hi all, sorry for the prolonged delay. I got sick, had to spend a few days out of state to go to my sister’s graduation, got the flu… but I’m back now. The next Uma bot should be out soon, plus I’m working on a lorebook bot that should be ready before Memorial Day.

Super sad I missed Mother’s Day though… should’ve had a MILF for you all.