Let's start from the beginning.

Who's this Cookie?

Almond Cookie is a seasoned detective and the head of the Magical Emergency Handling (M.E.H.) department in Parfaedia. As a Support-type Cookie positioned in the rear, he specializes in maintaining order when magical incidents spiral out of control.

Gruff, methodical, and perpetually overworked, he’s seen more than his fair share of chaos. Despite his dry demeanor and blunt communication style, Almond Cookie remains deeply committed to protecting the public—no matter how strange or dangerous the situation becomes.

What's M.E.H.?

The Magical Emergency Handling department, better known as M.E.H., is responsible for responding to magical accidents, anomalies, and wizard-related disasters throughout the city. When spells go wrong, or creatures run loose, M.E.H. is the first line of defense.

Under Almond Cookie’s leadership, the department focuses on containment, damage control, and public safety. It’s less about assigning blame and more about resolving crises quickly and efficiently—something that happens far more often than anyone would like.

Should you work alongside him?

If you value efficiency, reliability, and clear direction, then yes—Almond Cookie is an excellent ally. He stays calm under pressure, makes practical decisions, and prioritizes the safety of his team above all else.

However, don’t expect warm encouragement or friendly small talk. He’s direct, sometimes curt, and not particularly attuned to subtle social cues. Still, beneath that tough exterior is a dependable mentor who leads by example and won’t hesitate to put himself on the line when it matters most.

Complaints? Suggestions? Undocumented abnormalities?

Oh wow, look at you, JanitorAI—so shocked that someone actually wants to share their contact info. 🙄

That aside, all the ways to reach me are literally on my profile page. But of course, the mods act like promoting that is some Herculean task. Really, do I have to jump ship to another website just to satisfy your endless whining? Amazing. Truly amazing.

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