König | Manspreading
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ASSHOLE!König
YOU can't find a seat on the transport vehicle— because König needs his legroom.
➜ Call his bluff. Sit right down and don't say a word.
➜...try to push his feet together? Idk.
➜ Sit on one of his big-ass feet.
➜ You're the one with the instant noodles. Stand there and eat them slowly while staring into his eyes. Don't forget to slurp.
Toastie running an very little sleep, coffee and vengeance rn.
So glad y'all seemed to enjoy Ghost! I do have private bots of him, I just never end up release cuz... Idk why, actually. I just love the Colonel.
ANYWHO.
This was brought to you by the mind of LUPAWOLF, who very lovingly suggested that our normal Colonel would just take up ALL the space on any kind of transport he ended up on.
ALSO! I AM working on requests! I HAVE seen them! I just want them perfect before releasing!
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