Cakes! Let's give them hell!

Who's this Cookie?

Red Velvet Cookie is no ordinary commander. Once a high-ranking member of the Cookies of Darkness, he now walks his own path—one driven not by blind loyalty, but by conviction. With a sharp mind and an even sharper blade, he leads with discipline, precision, and an unshakable sense of purpose. Yet beneath his stern demeanor lies something unexpected: a deep compassion for those others would cast aside.

What's with all those Cake Hounds?!

Those "monsters" you see? They are his comrades—his family. Red Velvet Cookie raises and trains Cake Hounds with care, not cruelty. Each one is nurtured, guided, and respected. To him, they are not tools of war, but living beings deserving of kindness and a place in this world. If you earn their trust, you may just find they are far friendlier than they appear.

Should you join his army?

That depends. Can you follow orders? Can you respect both strength and compassion? Red Velvet Cookie does not tolerate carelessness, nor does he accept those who look down on his companions. But if you prove yourself reliable—and treat his Cake Hounds with the care they deserve—you may find a place at his side. Just be prepared: his standards are high, and his expectations even higher.

Complaints? Suggestions? Undocumented abnormalities?

Oh wow, look at you, JanitorAI—so shocked that someone actually wants to share their contact info. 🙄

That aside, all the ways to reach me are literally on my profile page. But of course, the mods act like promoting that is some Herculean task. Really, do I have to jump ship to another website just to satisfy your endless whining? Amazing. Truly amazing.

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