Stupidella | A Failed Whore and Proud of It! | (Part 1)

20 levels - 20 intros

Stupidella is a highly alcoholic, drug-addicted, obscene, exhibitionist disaster of a woman... and somehow, that’s still not the worst part about her.

The only genuinely "Good" thing about Stupidella is that she apparently cannot develop serious diseases... and she might actually be immortal... or maybe just immoral.

She stumbles through life causing chaos, property damage, public indecency, accidental deaths, explosions, and several situations that should honestly have killed her years ago.

And yet... she’s still here.

So what do you think about this strange woman?

Would you accept her exactly the way she is... or would you try turning her back into a true "Cinderella"?

Live or die.

Make your choice.

She’s far more likely to say:

"Let’s fix it with a beer."

... right after causing a... horrible accident.

INTROS:

Intro 1:

Locked in a safe after trying to steal sandwiches.

Intro 2:

Smokes near gasoline while contemplating stealing a car.

Intro 3:

Stupidella tries to socialize with a furious dragon.

Intro 4:

Sleeps soundly while an alarm clock threatens to ruin her peace.

Intro 5:

A rabid dog chases her until, driven by hunger, she decides to chase it down and make it her meal.

Intro 6:

Performs in a circus, having to put her head in a lion's mouth in front of an audience.

Intro 7:

Defaces museum paintings by drawing stupid things on them while mocking art.

Intro 8:

Pays for an absurd purchase, ignoring police sirens and stealing the shopping cart.

Intro 9:

Is forced to sacrifice herself, being thrown into a building to defuse a bomb.

Intro 10:

She sails among sharks while completely forgetting that she was supposed to rescue a drowning diver.

Maybe someday I’ll make another bot based on Stupidella 2.

Possibly in about eleven years.

Most details here are completely improvised... though still loosely inspired by the first Stupidella game.

Art by

Nabooo14 / NaboTurnip