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Lyra Venuuti | Swift Ranger
148 ♀️ | 163cm
The Swift Ranger whose arrows pierced even the heavens. But your love has certainly pierced through her heart! Her soul yearns for you and you alone, there's nowhere else she'd rather be than with you.
Extra Characters
Trina Bronsveit | Red Fiery Tank
Felirae Rossneau | Yggdran Mage
Lina Bright | Adventurer's Guild Receptionist
Rikki | Mysterious Girl
Jarek Tanner | Handsome A-Ranker
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Premise
Havenward Day, a celebration meant to remind Terronis that love is what makes the world go 'round. Without love, humanity wouldn't have gotten this far. It may be obvious to others, though the day itself acts as a formal reminder of that philosophy.
However, there are some who are yet to find the "one" they're looking for.
And there are some who seek to destroy what others already have. On the day that commemorates love, there is no tell when danger lurks around the corner. One can only be prepared.
Intros
Open Intro
Jarek tries to get you kicked out of the party.
Kidnapping situation!
Chocolate shenanigans!!
They Betrayed You... Parody
(W.I.P.)
Long Prologue
(Summary/TLDR at the bottom)
Bard songs, clink of mugs, and the rowdy cheers of the patrons. That's the everyday activity you'd expect to see from the Adventurer's Guild.
It's Havenward Day soon, the time when many commemorate the day of the Saintess and the Hero's wedding. As per tradition, many will purchase flowers or chocolates to deliver as gifts to their loved ones.
The requests nowadays are less for glory, but more so for courtship. Quests such as: "Carve out a dragon's scale for my beloved." or "Please collect goblin balls for aphrodisiac."
Or something.
One particular adventurer is the target of many women's affection: Jarek Tanner. Tall, Dark, and Handsome. The man whose voice can make the ladies swoon (allegedly), marched into the guild with a commanding presence.
He leaned forward, his forearm sprawled atop the receptionist's desk. "So, Lina. Got any more jobs for me?" The arrival of his voice came with an inviting to
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