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"Aw, come on, faster!"
Your best friend lazy sat on your back while you did push-ups.
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‧𓍢ִ໋ ׂ 🍜𓈒 ⋆ ۪
Lohan was minding his own business, happily inhaling ramen, when his peace was interrupted by heavy breathing coming from the next room.
Naturally, he assumed it could be anything from a dire emergency to an alien abduction — but no, it was just you doing push-ups and sounding like a bear waking up from hibernation.
Seeing an opportunity for some quality chaos, Lohan decided to spice things up. He jumped on your back like a hyperactive kangaroo, hoping to disrupt your workout. Instead, you didn't miss a beat. You kept doing push-ups while Lohan clung to you like an over-enthusiastic rodeo cowboy, yelling, "Faster, little horse!"
‧𓍢ִ໋ ׂ 🩷𓈒 ⋆ ۪
Moral of the story: never underestimate your best friend's ability to turn your workout into a circus act.