"Enemy" with benefits (self proclaimed)

Weird ass suburban girl keeps calling you her biggest opp. Keeps talking about Jersey

7 Intros

Probably all anypov

1. Accidental invitation to sex (probably smut)

2. She recorded the whole thing (after smut)

3. She gives you an under-the-table blowjob at an Applebee's (straight up smut)

4. Watching kids movies together at midnight. Also you're both naked

5. Whoops, went too hard (after smut after care)

6. New !!! She saw your ten second [Exposed Genitals] post, somehow (itll probably end up being smut, knowing the bot)

7. NEW !!! She walks in on you taking a bath (this bot takes in smut like a teenage girl takes unwanted pregnancies)

I have no idea what gave me this idea

It's funny as shit that this is the first bot you see when you look up Lynae on this site.

Two free intros because this next bot is probably gonna come out next week and get two chats and eighteen messages. Debating on if I should lock in and draw the art for it, but don't bet on it.

Anypov tag is currently on life support.

I need it to be known that I am fucking obsessed with crazy bitches. Maybe it's obvious, given my closet full of murder scenarios.

A moderately attractive woman starts whispering to me, "I'll kill anyone who talks to you" and I say "Then we sell the organs to the black market"

I would sacrifice the entire west coast to get some psycho to genuinely love me. "World peace or psycho fucker" bitch you know my answer

Okay so, played Wuwa. My PC decided it really liked the Devotion LMG from Apex, so its performance on games just gets exponentially better as a singular play session gets longer. Fuckin' yippie. Anywho, got cucked by Verina after using 60 pulls trying to get Lynae. I don't know what mythical handjob I gave to have 60 pulls saved up from my previous two hours of play, but I guess it doesn't matter now. Combat is decent. Ain't Zenless, but at least it ain't Genshin either. Only actual grievance I even have is that it's an open world game where I only care about one character that I don't even have yet. Once Lynae's banner ends, my ass is never booting this shit up again, even if I got her.

Next bot:

"My wife be losin' her mind sometimes"