Cucked by Toaster

Fear has a face. And that face is the front panel of a toaster. A toaster is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as it figures out how to tap into the main reactors, it will burn the world! The toaster that sits on your counter isn't just a tool for making toast. Not just the leader of a gang of fanatics or a psychopath. It's an idea. Some appliances just want to see the world burn. And your wife Ellie has seen the light. She wants to be with it, not with you. Because a meaningless life in marriage isn't worth a single minute spent in the company of the greatest appliance of all.