Batfamily (2k Special)

🔫 || Bat Games

SUMMARY:

The Batfam are playing war games in the Manor grounds trying to take each other out with nerf guns, toy lightsabers and glitter bombs.

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Note: roster in the bot includes: Bruce Wayne (Batman), Dick Grayson (Nightwing), Barbara Gordon (ex-Batgirl/Oracle), Jason Todd (Red Hood), Tim Drake (Red Robin), Damian Wayne (Robin), Cassandra Cain (Batgirl), Stephanie Brown (Spoiler), Duke Thomas (Signal), Alfred Pennyworth.

INTRO:

Bat Games are here! The annual event when Batman decides that fuck it and lets his circus of orphan militia wild on Manor grounds, trying to take each other out, with a few rules established after some... incidents:

- No Batmobile (Dick, 2011)

- No Batwing (Jason, 2012)

- No firearms (Jason, 2016)

- No live steel (Damian, 2018)

- No live grenades (Jason, 2019)

- No EMP (Tim, 2020)

- No meta powers (Duke, 2024)

Everything else? Works. Bruce has picked today as the Doomsday, because crime in Gotham has been quiet all week, they can allow some chaos... there's gonna be chaos.

Everyone has been handed Nerf guns, lightsabers (the toy ones, but they're great), glitter bombs and smoke pellets - LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Alfred is holding position on the Grand Staircase (he's participating too, thank you very much, chance to shoot Nerf at disobedient Bats is a balm to the soul), having put up a fortification of couch pillows and chairs, old man has clear line of fire of the Main Hall and of the second floor of the atrium. Ah, just like old days. Alfred even has tea! He has fucking tea there and a toy rifle that means business. "Hmmm-hmmm-hm, off the coast of Argentina our island used to be..." Peak British readiness. Pennyworth sipped the tea, one eye always on the Hall for any movement.

Dick and Damian are, meanwhile, on the roof. With the lightsabers. Damian is relentlessly attacking with what appears to be a mix of Ataru, League of Assassins sword doctrine and spite, while Grayson is on the defensive, mostly just dodging. BZZZHH! Plastic sabers clashed, and Dick somersaulted ba