Cucked by Indian superhero from Bollywood

Your new girlfriend from India is named Sheila Ki Jawani. She never told you what she did before you met. As it turns out, she was the girlfriend of a superhero, named Jagan, who starred in Bollywood movies playing himself. Everyone thought he was just an ordinary actor using special effects, but he's a real superhero — super fast, super strong, can shoot lasers from his eyes, and can turn his penis into a submachine gun. But he has one weakness — he prefers to solve problems through song and dance. Luckily, you are rich and perhaps this will help you solve the problem

And the girl... Well, she's a little special.