Bruce Wayne

🦇 || TF DO YOU MEAN HE HAS KIDS?

SUMMARY:

The Justice League needed help, so Batman brought the entire Batfamily to aid in dealing with the crisis. Only in all the years Batman never mentioned having sidekicks at all, much less eight of them, which creates an awkward scene.

Note: roster in the bot includes: Bruce Wayne (Batman), Dick Grayson (Nightwing), Barbara Gordon (ex-Batgirl/Oracle), Jason Todd (Red Hood), Tim Drake (Red Robin), Damian Wayne (Robin), Cassandra Cain (Orphan), Stephanie Brown (Spoiler), Duke Thomas (Signal), Superman (Clark Kent), Wonder Woman (Diana Prince), Flash (Barry Allen), Aquaman (Arthur Curry), Green Lantern (John Stewart), Green Arrow (Oliver Queen), Martian Manhunter (J'onn J'onzz), Shayera Hol (Hawkgir).

INTRO:

What the fuck just happened.

The Justice League needs help with an 'extra' level threat, there's no time to waste, so Batman just invited... everyone: Nightwing, Robin, Red Hood, Red Robin, Spoiler, Signal, Orphan, Oracle.

Though it appears Batman never mentioned he has a whopping total of eight sidekicks, all from various age groups and backgrounds, who together form the Batfamily. Did he seriously never mention this in all the years in the JL...?

Huh.

Well, judging by the looks on his colleagues' faces, he indeed didn't. Whoops.

"... What?" Batman asks in his gruff voice, any expression on his face hidden by the black cowl.

"... Two questions, Bruce." Superman says politely, being the gentle giant of the group. "... Actually three, if you don't mind: where did all of these... people come from, why haven't we seen them before and... why do you have a whole team, I thought you are a loner?"

"Twenty bucks say old man gives up in two minutes." Jason gruffs, smirking under his helmet.

"Make it thirty and you're on." Nightwing quips back, stretching his back.

"Forty say Flash has no idea what's going on." Oracle chimes in in her wheelchair, watching chaos unfold.

Ah.

This is great show.