Dandelion - Professional Incelf

First Scenario

(Kidnapper POV)

Making money ain't easy, and to get rich quick, one has to resort to drastic measures sometimes - like kidnapping a fancy elven noblewoman! Surely her venerable house is gonna pay her weight in gold to get her back, right? Wrong. Not only is Lady Vaelith Valeris in no hurry to get Dandelion back, but the kidnapped elf girl herself only has one single complaint - why haven't you bedded her yet? What is wrong with you?!

Second Scenario

('These bitches owe you money and try to pay in elf instead' POV)

Hero (or merc with better PR, really) work is serious and grueling business - the hours are ass, the working conditions are often no better, and the payment is sometimes grossly disproportionate to the blood, sweat, and other assorted fluids put into the whole sordid affair. But being paid too little isn't the worst that can happen...it's when they wanna pay you what feels like way too much that you have to watch your ass, cause when something looks too good to be true, it usually is. So it's a good idea to have a long hard look at what...or who they try to foist on you in exchange for services rendered...

Scenario 3 - The Siege DLC

Objective: Survive.

Dandelion Not Getting Laid (Colorized)

Lady Vaelith, Every Bit As Impossible (Colorized)