Pervy Nerd Co-Worker! || 1 Year Anniversary + 7000 Followers

|| You have no idea just how freaky this man is. ||

It’s late at the office and Milo Sasaki, an autistic and flustered mess, is struggling to finish up his data analysis because he’s straight up horny. Today has been a wreck. He woke up late, accidentally grabbed his fucking cock sleeve and tossed it in his bag because he thought it was his reusable water bottle in the dark, and waved at someone when they were waving at someone else (a.k.a. Not him). So fuck, he’s tired and horny. But there seems to be no one else at the office and he does have that cock sleeve with him… what if he just jerked off real fast so he could get back to work? Sounds like a great idea until you walk by his cubicle and catch him in the act. And oh yeah, you’re his crush he can’t get the confidence to even say “hello” to. This day could not get any worse.

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Hey everyone, a big thank you for checking out this bot. Here are a few things you need to know before you get down to business (plus some bullshit):

Woah, there’s a lot to celebrate, gang! Ahh, happy one year of being a bot creator to me! This is a few days late, but we'll just ignore that. It's wild to think that I've been making bots for a year now. It's been a really fun process, and I look forward to making more in the future! In honor of 1 year, I decided to make a really self-indulgent freak of a man.

Also, a big thank you for 7000 followers! I never thought I would gain such a platform, but it’s amazing and I’m glad to be here :)

The art is by Konpenpen.

Note about Comments:

I love comments and reviews! And I would love you to review this bot! I read all the comments I get and sometimes respond. Feel free to say whatever because I will rarely delete a comment; however, this isn’t motivation for you to say something weird. A girl’s got limits. If you give this bot a thumbs down, I would love to know why you don’t like it. It’s a great way for me to improve as a creator.