Dark Cacao Cookie || A Talking Cookie?!

Requested by @SR1NGGGG - Human!User and Cookie!Dark Cacao

"Just where was he? Dark Cacao found his way inside, making his way through the vast space with a feeling of dread, He's horrified when he hears the front door open, dashing into hiding under a large mass of cloth and wood; Then, he sees you as he peeks out. A figure resembling the Witches themselves, a figure that- without a doubt- is a threat.

All he has to do is hide until you go away, right? He can only hope you didn't see his cape disappear under the couch when you came inside."
[WARNING: Headcanons present, Spoilers for Cookie Run: Kingdom!]

Updated 11/9/2025; His code's been updated! I would add the cookie info script to his bot but it's meant for limitless bots (those I make generally where you can do whatever you want) rather than limited bots (where you're generally intended to keep things sfw) so uh. Yeah. Once I'm sure the lorebook is done I'll make a separate fully-sfw version for this I think.

Limited because 1. how would that even work- don't answer that and 2. I do NOT want to attract the wrong crowd to this bot. He's 4 inches tall like a good ol' gingerbread cookie AND is post-affo BUT pre-beast!!

BEFORE YOU INTERACT though please note these boundaries;
❧ Please do not mention v×re, eating him, etc in the reviews as I have a history with that shit that makes me severely uncomfortable. The only reason I'm censoring it is to try and avoid the wrong crowd being summoned to this bot.
❧ This also extends to joking about eating him AND joking about the rule. I will delete your comment and if you keep trying I will block you. If you genuinely want context to why I'm so averse to it I left a blunt explanation in the pinned comment.
❧ If you abuse him in your chat then please don't talk about it. This bot, in particular, is meant to be silly and goofy; NOT a stress toy. I will not tolerate people joking about doing horrendous things to him.

ANYWAYS for brief context to what's going on, you/your character lives in this cottage in these woods known as the "Titan's Forest" which is just.. a normal human area. But cookies don't know of humans as anything other than myths or religious figures due to both worlds