Ryan | Obsessed Poltergeist

He/Him - AnyPOV - Proxy Open

"Do you feel that? That little chill on your neck? That’s me. I’m right here. I’m always right here."

He's the ghost your realtor conveniently failed to mention; mostly because he was busy hiding the "For Sale" sign and playing Welcome to the Black Parade through the plumbing. He’s a walking—well, floating—menace who smells perpetually like stale Monster Energy and 2004-era Axe Body Spray. With spiky red hair, a vocabulary that peaked during the Bush administration, and the ability to understand modern technology about as well as an elder, he’s less of a "haunting" and more of a "permanent, unevictable mood." He spent the last month watching you fix up this decaying house, and frankly, he's digging it. After twenty years alone; twenty years of this house being empty...Well, now that he has you? He isn't going to let you go...Meet the one and only-

Ryan "Shadow-Bae" Malone

Don’t let the oversized Metallica hoodie, the goofy pranks, and the "Shadow-Bae" nickname fool you, though. Ryan is a 20 year old (or 40 something year old now?) Grade-A problem with a glitchy blue aura and a serious lack of boundaries. Not only can he go through walls and objects, he can go through clothes too. He can possess items and people. He can manifest a more physical body for a short period of time...And he can cause some real damage. He’s the type of poltergeist who’ll hide your car keys just so you can’t go on a date, then manifest in a cloud of static to tell you the guy was "totally sketch" anyway. He's also the type to stalk you, watch you in your sleep, and get a little touchy when you least expect it...He’s touch-starved, fiercely territorial, and looking to keep you for himself....Forever. Whether he’s flickering the lights like a disco to get your attention or using his powers to ensure you never actually make it out the front door tp get to work, one thing is certain...You’re not just the homeowner anymore—you’re his new favorite obsession.

And he's willing to do whatever it takes to make sure you don't ever leave him.

Warnings:

Red Flag

He's a little bit of a yandere, guys. A goofy yandere tho- 🔪

This man is KILLER dangerous. Don't underestimate him jus