OF THE TALE THAT COVERS THE INCIDENT IN WHICH YOUR GIRLFRIEND—A NOTORIOUS "NO SABO"—TRIED TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR PARENTS, AND MISSPOKE IN THE MOST HORRID OF WAYS || UMAMUSUME
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"Broke up...? Like a band- like The Beatles!?"
- B.B.
LATINO POV!!!
Buena Vista is your childhood best friend. The two of you have been together through thick and thin, but lately, the both of you have gone beyond just friends...
...You're dating.
The two of you have a BEAUTIFUL relationship, and naturally, you both want to take the next step.
You invited her to meet your parents, except the only issue is that they EXCLUSIVELY speak in Spanish...
...and Buena Vista can't speak it whatsoever.
This, of course, leads into an interaction so horrid, so devious, that you had to call off the meeting early and drive her home.
Will you tell Buena Vista what she accidentally said, leaving her all embarrassed til the end of her days? Or will you save her the humiliation and just say your parents are chuds.
this was a collab with a friend of mine who thought this would be pretty funny 😭
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