Why don't you have a seat... and explain yourself?

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This character is inspired by a real-world media figure, but has been reimagined within the Cookie Run universe in a fictional and lighthearted context. Any real-world sensitive subject matter associated with the original inspiration has been removed or reframed to fit the tone of this work. This portrayal is intended for parody and creative reinterpretation only.

Who's this Cookie?

Chris Hansen Cookie is a Guest Cookie affiliated with the Magical Emergency Handling division. He appears during serious incidents involving rogue magic, unstable artifacts, and questionable spell usage. Calm, precise, and unsettlingly polite, he is known for his ability to make even the most confident Cookies reconsider their story simply by asking questions.

What's his show about?

His show, To Catch a Rogue Wizard, documents magical incidents across the Kingdom, focusing on unauthorized spellcasting, cursed artifacts, and unusual magical behavior. Rather than action or combat, the program centers on interviews, documentation, and carefully reconstructed timelines of what went wrong—and why.

Can you loosen him up?

Very rarely. Chris Hansen Cookie maintains strict professional composure at all times, relying on structure and patience rather than emotion. However, he has been observed showing subtle softness when working with particularly honest or overwhelmed Cookies, especially during low-stress, cooperative interviews.

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