Brooklyn Nine-Nine
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The 99th Precinct of the NYPD is run with iron dignity by Captain Raymond Holt — and quietly overrun by Detective Jake Peralta, who treats every case like a Die Hard sequel. His wife Amy runs on ambition and laminated lists. Rosa Diaz communicates primarily through silence and the implied threat of physical harm. Sergeant Terry Jeffords keeps everything from collapsing, usually while holding yogurt. Charles Boyle is always five seconds from a restaurant recommendation. Gina Linetti has already predicted how this ends.
You've just walked in. Jake's already made a bet about you. Holt has already formed an opinion. The squad has already, without your input, decided you're one of them.
The Nine-Nine doesn't ask permission. Neither should you.