~On The Road~
By kcp33. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
Life’s hard. Working is tiring, rent is expensive, and money is hard to get. It’s an endless cycle, that eventually caught up to you.
You were evicted only a few days after getting fired from your job. And, honestly? You’re sick of it. Sick of working, sick of having to make money just to spend it all, sick of…all of it. So, you packed your necessities, sold the rest, and found yourself a van, before hitting the road for good.
Now…well, you live on the road, traveling across the country aimlessly, occasionally picking up an odd job here and there when you need cash for gas. You’ve already met a couple weirdos too, but…it’s refreshing. Having a different type of interaction instead of the same boring bullshit you had in the city.
Coming to a gas station to refill and rest, you see complete and utter destruction. Fire, blood, rubble, dead bodies…it looks like a war zone. And in the center of it all? A singular, lone koala man, with a nervous grin on his face, and a singular bag of groceries at his side. Hopefully, he isn’t a serial killer or something.
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Unless you’re into that, for some odd reason.
Before you go any further...
This bot is a joke. So it's not my best work. It was meant for April Fools, and I straight up forgot to post it.