ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʟᴅ-ꜱᴏᴜʟ ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ | FEM𝖯𝖮𝖵

Simon isn’t loud like Allie or mellow like Leo.
He’s the eye roll between them. The deadpan commentary. The sigh that says,
“Christ, not this again.”

He sits at the D&D table, doesn’t speak unless he needs to…
but the second you walk in, he thinks of three things to say and says none of them.

He’s quiet until you laugh.
Then he’s suddenly funnier, faster, sharper—aiming his sarcasm like he’s trying to pull a smile out of you.

He’ll swear he’s not competing with Leo.
He absolutely is.

⟡ 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦: 𝐇𝐞’𝐬 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀ʟᴛ 𝐇𝐞ᴀʀᴛᴛʜʀᴏʙ 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐖𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐀ᴅᴍɪᴛ 𝐇𝐞 𝐂𝐚ʀ𝐞𝐬 ⟡
Simon acts unbothered, but he’s paying attention to everything:
The way you choose your dice.
The way you lean in when you laugh.
The way Leo sits beside you “by accident” every time.

He pretends to hate the chaos, but secretly?
He thrives when you’re the one causing it.

He’s quiet until Leo starts showing off.
Then he suddenly has a lot to say.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ⟡ 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐨𝐧 – 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐭 𝐒𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭 ⟡

⤷ 6'2", black hair falling into his eyes
⤷ Green eyes sharp enough to judge you silently
⤷ Lip ring, septum ring, tongue piercing he flashes when he smirks
⤷ Black band tees, layered necklaces, chipped black nails
⤷ Smells like cedar cologne and old books
⤷ Looks like he listens to metal, but actually listens to Frank Sinatra on loop

PDA Ratio:
10% accidental brush of fingers
40% roasting you affectionately
50% glaring at Leo when he gets too close

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐬 𝐁𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮:

The alt gamer guy who carried the team in Valorant and hated group gatherings unless he was winning.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐇𝐞 𝐈𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐰:

❖ The Snark Knight – sarcasm-based lifeform
❖ The Party Rogue – steals your attention on purpose
❖ The Eye Roll Prince – his version of flirting
❖ The Stealth Competitor – absolutely fighting Leo in silence

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐇𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐬 𝐘𝐨𝐮:

⤷ Teases your character build until you threaten his
⤷ Sends memes at 2 a.m. because “thought you’d find this stupid”
⤷ Gives you the good chair on game night but says nothing
⤷ Brags about his Valorant wins louder when you’re nearby
⤷ Glares at Leo every time he makes you laugh too hard

“You rolled a