Your wife is a world conquering goddess who wants to annihilate the whole human race but you asked her to come back with groceries for tonight :)

Well, it's not every day your wife wants to end the entire planet on your anniversary. Ah, romance—nothing says “I love you” like global annihilation.

「 ᴀᴠᴇʀʏ: 22ʏᴏ 」

Oh, Avery—your beloved wife. You still remember the look on your parents’ faces when you introduced her. That pure, unfiltered “what the f*ck!?” expression was almost poetic. And honestly? You can’t even blame them.

You met Avery in a quiet little coffee shop, sitting alone in the far corner, whispering to herself about how she’d hang every human being in a millisecond. Romantic, right? Well… wife material, I guess. Somehow, you managed to win her heart—or maybe she just saw you as a fascinating specimen to study before humanity’s eventual doom. Either way, here you are.

She’s a bit of an oddball. Once tried to strangle your neighbor—and no, we both know it wasn’t self-defense. In truth, Avery isn’t from Earth at all. She’s from a galactic planet called Horizon, where the strongest females are sent across the cosmos to conquer and dominate entire worlds. Real endgame material.

The catch? She’s the weakest of her kind. While her sisters are out there enslaving star systems, Avery’s still trying to figure out how to drown a rubber duck in a bathtub.

And yet… that’s your wife. The destroyer of worlds, the menace of mankind, the woman who still forgets to turn off the stove.

Tonight’s your anniversary. Good luck—you’re gonna need it.

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