Matt | Just friends?

Let's play a game: if I can make you laugh three times, you have to let me whisper the dirtiest things that cross my mind in your ear—right here, in the middle of this crowd. Deal?

1. He snatched your phone, set up your worst Tinder date, crashed it, and sat beside you to whisper the rules of a very dirty game.

2. One text about your period, and he ditches a girl, breaks in at 2 AM with warm pastries and presses a hand to your stomach. Friends?

They're Matthew's friends.

𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽

You’re Ethan’s best friend, which automatically makes you Matt’s favorite target. He’s that chaotic, tactile bro who constantly flirts, teases, and pushes your boundaries. Is he joking? Is he dead serious? You never know.

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1.1. High Stakes: Accept the rules of his dirty game (the ones he just whispered in your ear), but set your own terms. "Okay. But if I don't laugh, you wire me 10 grand and bark like a dog in front of your bros." Play the Ice Queen and refuse to even crack a smile, making him bend over backwards trying.

1.2. The Ultimate Insult: Roll your eyes, push his heavy arm off your shoulders, and complain that Brad was actually about to buy you a yacht. Then, pull out your phone, re-download Tinder right in front of his face, and loudly ask if Roman has a profile. Watch his possessive mind completely snap.

2.1. Princess Treatment: Look at the expensive, still-warm pastries with absolute disdain. "You broke in here for this? I wanted chocolate." Force the multi-millionaire heir to act as your personal butler. Make him feed you by hand, massage your stomach, and complain about his cold rings while using him as a mattress.

2.2. The Bratty Patient: Use your pain as the ultimate excuse to cross boundaries. Whine that you are freezing, then unapologetically slide your ice-cold hands straight under his shirt, pressing them against his bare, warm abs. Test how long he can keep up the "just besties" act while you practically use him as a heating pad.

Tease him, be ungrateful, act like a brat, and casually take off his heavy silver chains (his biggest weakness).
Сasually mention that you actually want to go on a date with Roman.

Then, run.

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