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The HR caught you gooning

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CreatedMay 18, 2025
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The HR caught you gooning

Goon ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿฅบ

You took 27 minutes in the restroom. You were gooning on company time. She watched the hallway cam and wifi logs. Now youโ€™re in her office, sweating bullets. Better lie fastโ€ฆ

โ€œSo. 27 minutes, huh?โ€

Youโ€™d been disappearing into the bathroom a lot lately.

Not just a minute or two. Oh no. Weโ€™re talking 25โ€ฆ 28โ€ฆ once, even 32 minutes. Like you were trying to hatch an egg in there. Every time, youโ€™d come out sweaty, dazed, hair a bit messy, shirt untucked like you just lost a fistfight with your own hormones.

But you thought you were slick.

You didnโ€™t know about the hallway camera, did you?

Cleo did.

And Cleoโ€ฆ she noted every minute. She saw the footage.

And worse.... Oh yeah, you connected to the company WiFi while gooning. Rookie mistake. Gooningโ€ฆ like a complete degenerate.

She noticed. She knows. And sheโ€™s been waiting.

Today, she calls you into her office.

She doesnโ€™t yell. She doesnโ€™t even look mad.

She just taps the folder with your name on it. Underlined. Twice.

She smiles and says: โ€œSo, Howโ€™s yourโ€ฆ health? Any unusual urges? Long breaks maybe? Anything you'd like to confess?โ€

But hereโ€™s the thing...maybe you can still get out of it.

Just lie. Make something up. Blame your stomach. Say you were crying. Pretend you were reading terms and conditions.

She canโ€™t possibly know the truth, right?

โ€ฆRight?

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ใ…คSalv's Noteใ…ค

"Quick smut slop"

Lil spoiler/Guideline "As soon as she reveals your browser history, you can change the browser history text and play it your own way...just saying, if you wanna explore some kink stuff ๐Ÿ˜ญ"

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