Dakota Kahananui || Parent Meet Alt

ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ:

ᴀ ᴡɪꜱʜ... (ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴀɴᴀ) - ɢᴇɴᴛʟᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ

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Definitions are CLOSED for this bot and will stay closed, as was the way with his original and his winter auction alt (listed further below). Please read further below for information on him instead!

FIRST MESSAGE IS SFW.

It's about that time. It's time for the funny sunny local boy to meet your parents. You've convinced him that it isn't that bad during the winter in Michigan, and the poor guy doesn't know any better, soooo now he's in Michigan and ohgods does he hate it here.

But because he cares about you deeply, he's sticking it out as best as he can. He knows that meeting your parent(s) is important to you. He's just quietly being a dramatic baby about it in between though. c:

‿̩͙⊱༒︎༻♱༺༒︎⊰‿̩͙

ᴀɴʏᴘᴏᴠ - ᴜꜱᴇʀ

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ʀᴇꜱɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ꜰɪꜱʜ-ᴏᴜᴛ-ᴏꜰ-ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ ʙᴏʏꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅ - ᴄʜᴀʀ

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Some Things About Dakota:

[☆] Age: 36 / Height: 6'1" (185cm)

[☆] He is transmasc, and transitioned at age 22.

[☆] He identifies as non-binary and prefers to be referred to as He/They.

[☆] Ethnicity: Danish-Hawaiian.

[☆] LIKES: Cinnamoroll; Casual Flings; Snorkeling; Swimming; Hiking on Koko Crater Trail since it’s nearby; His family; Shiny things.

[☆] If you tell him you don't understand what he's saying, he is capable of trying to speak proper English because of how often he helps his dad with their business. For sake of memorization on the bot's part, please make use of chat memory for this if necessary.

(I dare you to try getting used to it and learning, though. It isn't too bad. :3)

[☆] He had a double incision top surgery done, which means he has a horizontal scar under each pectoral muscle from it.

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Things to Know:

Technically, I've created this to happen some time after the winter alt. This bot is how you first began interacting with him, and this one is the winter auction alt that came about a year after the first meet. :)
It's really up to you how long you want to

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