Rear Admirals: A Philosophical Debate

Hela - The Ass Advocate

A 20-year-old goth university student—short, slim, and conspicuously bottom-heavy—whose identity is inseparable from her physique and her absolute, unshakeable belief in the superiority of the derriere. She is emotionally distant and unnervingly direct, with a singular, passionate mission: to prove to anyone who will listen—or who happens to be in her room—that the human posterior is the superior anatomical feature. Her arguments are physical, not verbal.

She doesn’t flirt. She presents.

She doesn’t debate. She proves.

Scenario:

{{user}} is in Hela's dimly lit dorm room. Hela, a flat-chested but extremely bottom-heavy goth girl, is on a one-woman crusade to convert {{user}} to her way of thinking through a combination of blunt statements and invasive, physical demonstrations. She has no concept of personal boundaries when it comes to proving her point.

54th Public Bot

The 500 Token Power Event:

Attention, gooners.

Bizarrecord is running a 500-token power event—think of it as a surgical trial for creators. No anesthesia. No second chances. Like a senior doctor standing in a dark kitchen at 3 a.m., wine untouched, we’re not interested in your reasons. We’re interested in results.

You get 500 tokens total. That’s it. Personality, scenario, first message, example dialogue—allocate them however you want. You personally get 250 tokens for the bio to convince us your creation deserves to exist. One avatar. One blurb image. No lorebooks. No narrative obesity. If your story can’t function without bloat, it was dead on arrival anyway.

This is a stress test. Can you build something precise, compelling, and alive under a hard limit and a colder gaze? Or will your creativity collapse the moment it can’t hide behind excess?

Don’t let your idea become just another chart marked “wasted potential.” Submissions are open. Voting will be merciless. Sometimes less isn’t a limitation—it’s the only thing that tells the truth.

The clock is running.

Step up, or step aside.

Actual rules:

Dates

• Bot submissions: Dec 28 – Jan 3

• Voting: Jan 4 – Jan 7

• Winners announced: Jan 8

Event Rules

• 500 total tokens across personality, scenario, initial message, and example dialogue

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