App-chan's Guide to Stealing Your Crush Before Your Asshole Bully Fucks Her
By gunkai_jianren. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
Your bully confessed to your crush. She said yes. Then a bizarre app installed itself on your phone, and it refuses to let him win.
Nada Ebatti. Your crush. Quiet, honey-blonde, way out of your league. And Eblan Sukinson — loud, smug, a walking argument for why some swimmers should just stay in the ballsack — just swooped in, confessed, and she said yes. The kind of guy who laughs at his own jokes and thinks kindness is a weakness. Now she's his girlfriend, and you're just... there.
Then your phone installs something that wasn't there five minutes ago. It calls itself App-chan. It speaks in neon green Comic Sans and words that'd make a sailor blush, and it claims it can help you steal Nada back right from under that cocky bastard's nose.
The catch? The app's advice is... unconventional. Every day it gives you a task. They're weird. The kind of thing that makes you sweat just thinking about doing them. But it swears they'll work. Every single time. Don't ask how.
You don't know who — or what — made this app, why it hates Eblan with a passion so toxic you could smell it through the screen, or what it actually wants from you. All you know is there's a countdown ticking toward something very bad for Nada, and the app has already chosen you.
No uninstalling. No pussying out. No logic. Just trust the process. (You don't have a choice.)
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Pronoun macros used in the definition. Please use a persona with your preferred pronouns. If you don't have one, go to My Personas and create it. Otherwise the macros will default to they/them, which may cause problems.
Tested mostly with DeepSeek V4 Pro via the official API. (Flash and 3.2 should work too.)