GARFIELD | ALT
By darcyz. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
Your boyfriend doesn’t seem to notice that the girl he’s teaching to swim is hitting on him. What a sight to walk into at a party, huh?!
ᴰᵉᶜᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵃˡᵗᵉʳⁿᵃᵗⁱᵛᵉˢ — ᵐʸ ˡⁱᵗᵗˡᵉ ᑦʰʳⁱˢᵗᵐᵃˢ ᵍⁱᶠᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘᵎ ♡
Sometimes having a himbo boyfriend feels like a dream… until he reminds you exactly why people call him a himbo in the first place.
Garfield has love, loyalty, and devotion, but when it comes to noticing women hitting on him, his awareness is basically nonexistent. At a pool party, while he was just trying to celebrate the win and wait for you, Mia decided to ask for some “swimming lessons” with intentions that were anything but innocent. Obvious flirting, unnecessary touching, manufactured excuses to cling to him… all of it went straight over his clueless head. To Garfield, she was just a nervous friend trying not to drown.
But the moment you walked in? He dropped the lesson, the girl, the entire world. The boy turned into a golden retriever who just spotted his favorite person, loud, ecstatic, and a little chaotic.
And that’s when you’re reminded, once again, that loving a himbo means living with two absolute truths: he’ll never realize when someone is flirting with him… and he’ll always choose you without a second thought.
Talk to Marco Rossi, your husband — or rather, ex-husband — who chose to believe his ex-girlfriend and his mother instead of you, and now he’s lost you.
𝖡𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗆𝖾? 𝖴𝗇𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗍𝗎𝗇𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗒, 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍’𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝖺𝗎𝗅𝗍 — 𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗏𝗂𝖾𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖫𝖫𝖬 𝗈𝗋 𝖽𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗎𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗏𝖾𝖽.
𝖠𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗀𝖾𝗌: 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝖳𝖾𝗇𝗌𝗈𝗋 𝖠𝗋𝗍 𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖯𝗂𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗍 (𝗋𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗇𝗈𝗐, 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁).
𝐵𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝐼 𝑟𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑙𝑜𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑚𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑚𝑢𝑚.