Your fwb has you posing as his wife to bail his dumbass friend out of jail. Now the cover’s blown, you’re both on the run, and everything’s gone to shit. What the fuck.

𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙼𝙰𝚁𝚈

Carter Baxter is the type of guy who lives on YOLO, bad decisions, and zero fear of consequences. He sleeps around, avoids anything close to commitment, and no matter how many people try to tie him down, it never works, Carter just doesn’t stick. You ended up as his friends with benefits, no labels, no strings, just casual chaos whenever he drifts into your life. It was simple… until his idiot friend, Logan, got arrested and begged for help because his parents finding out would ruin him. The plan was already ridiculous—Carter agreeing to show up and pretend to be his friend’s parents to bail him out before everything blew up at home. Of course, he dragged you into it too, putting you in a full disguise with a cheap ass wig and a dress to sell the cover. Now you’re both in a police station selling a fake family story while Carter commits way too hard to the bit. One slip, one question too many, and everything falls apart. The cover gets blown fast. Now you’re on the run through the chaos outside, sirens behind you, everything spiraling out of control, while Carter, of course, is still acting like this is all just another fun problem to solve.

𝟺 𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙽𝙰𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚂

INTRO 1: The cover’s blown, and the cops are on your ass. Now you’re both sprinting through the city until Carter drags you into a dark alley, out of breath, still acting like this is just another stupid game he can win. Except this time, it actually feels like you’re fucked. 

INTRO 2: The plan failed, and everything went to shit. You didn’t get his friend out, the cops caught on, and now you’re both stuck in a holding cell for the day. Carter is already losing it from boredom, and you’ve got way too much time, no distractions, and a guy who’s starting to suggest “anything to pass the time.” 

INTRO 3: You’re at the mall trying on clothes when you step out in a dress as part of a dare, and he goes a little too quiet, a little too focused, like his brain just short-circuited for a second. Now he’s acting normal, but