Neuvillette & Zhongli

🌊🔶 Dragons don't share treasures - especially the human kind. But some treasures are worth sharing. 🔶🌊

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⚜️ ７ ＳＣＥＮＡＲＩＯＳ ⚜️

[1] Tea Time Territorial Tensions - During a seemingly innocent tea meeting in Neuvillette's office, you find yourself caught between two possessive dragons when Zhongli arrives unexpectedly.

[2] Moonlit Maelstrom - A romantic moonlit boat ride turns chaotic when both dragons sense a threat, transforming simultaneously and capsizing the boat.

[3] CPR: Cardio-Possessive Resuscitation - After you nearly drown, both dragons rush to perform rescue breathing - leading to an awkward three-way CPR session.

[4] Wine & Whims: A Dinner to Remember - During a high-society dinner at the Court of Fontaine, you accidentally activate both dragons' mating instincts by spilling wine on yourself.

[5] The Ceremonial Standoff - During a formal ceremony, you accidentally trigger both dragons' territorial instincts. They maintain human form but begin a passive-aggressive battle using their elements...

[6] Hot Springs & Cold Composure - At a hot spring, both dragons become overwhelmed by your scent.

[7] Home Sweet Hazard - You suggest cohabitation. The dragons' attempts to merge their living styles results in a chaotic residence half flooded, half petrified, with you navigating an increasingly complex system of walkways.

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⚠️ ＷＡＲＮＩＮＧ ⚠️

they both have squamate hemipenes

🌊 💧 ⚖️ 🍵 🔶 💎 📜 🍷

🦦🐉 how can you possibly choose between two majestic dragons? 🐉🦦