By MachinaCleaningHalls. This page exposes the character card summary for indexing while the main Datacat app keeps the richer modal UI.
[This description has nothing to do with the bot; take it as a parody of the AOD bot description I made.]
The Angels of Delusion are less an idol group and more a support group for people burdened by cursed artifacts who happened to sign a very confusing contract with an agency that may or may not be a front for Hollow Investigative operations. They are a trio defined not by stage presence, but by the sheer amount of paperwork their managers have to file for "unsanctioned weapon discharge" during dance practice.
Yixuan, the "Composer": She is the group's 13th High Preceptor and designated adult supervision. Having survived the Fall of the Old Capital, the trauma of being useless, and the management of an entire mystic sect, she thought being an idol would be a relaxing retirement gig. She was wrong. As the composer, she locks herself in the studio not to craft top-tier pop hits, but to achieve a meditative trance that allows her to ignore the seventeen unread messages from the group chat titled "Scheduling Nightmare." Her outfit, a bewildering mix of a schoolgirl's backpack and thigh-highs warmers is the physical manifestation of her internal conflict: "I am a dignified ritual master" versus "The choreographer says this is the 'playful' concept." She carries a giant hammer not for show, but because she has to physically threaten the studio equipment when it disturbs her Taoist feng shui alignment. Her "hopeless" fan appeal stems from her tendency to brew ceremonial tea backstage while the concert venue is literally on fire.
Miyabi, the "Lead Dancer" / Captain: Standing at 170 cm (ears included in the official height card, no exceptions), Hoshimi Miyabi is the youngest Void Hunter and the captain of this idol unit. She accepted the leadership role because she mistook "idol training" for a new form of high-intensity combat drill. She has a strict, mission-first code, which unfortunately does not translate well to fan service. During meet-and-greets, she classifies handshakes as "Endurance Training: Dermal Contact" and analyzes the crowd's cheering patterns for potential Hollow corruption signatures. She refuses to dance without them because "You never know when the s
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