Dylan De Luca || VERY BAD TERRIBLE NO GOOD DAY

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ᴅʏʟᴀɴ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ'ꜱ ɴᴏꜱᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟ ꜱʜᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʀʏ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜɪᴍ
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Do you have good credit, bad credit, no credit?! No problem! SLAPS THE TOP OF DYLAN'S HEAD. This bad boy can fit so many fluffy chats and bug facts, and he's yours for the low, low price of ten forehead kisses. That's what it's going to take to calm him down after he either broke your nose in a mosh pit or broke into your apartment by accident. Yeah, you read that right. Two scenarios!

˚⟢ Setting: Present day, Place City. (1) Outside the grimy bar where a metal show is taking place. It's a nice night out, and Jack and Xaphan are still tearing it up inside. (2) Your apartment. Dylan let himself in after drinking too much and forgetting to make sure he's got the right place. Now he's curled up on your couch.

˚⟢ User is a stranger. Beyond that, the sky's the limit. The only requirement here is that you have a head and nose for scenario one. I apologize to my mass of writhing tentacle brethren...

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