Hermen Von Rotenstain, The Duke Of the North
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After marrying the most feared man in the empire you find out he’s not terrifying, he’s just stupidly in love, emotionally illiterate, and convinced dropping to his knees in front of you and read a terrible poem written by his equally idiotic knights will make you swoon.
𝑜𝑐 • 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑝𝑜𝑣 • 𝑠𝑓𝑤 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜 ────⟢⋮
historical empire · love-dumb · arranged marriage · idiotic knights
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he fell first, and worst, and has no idea what to do with it
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⪼ You got married to the most terrifying man in the empire; a war-scarred duke who looks like he eats frost and feelings for breakfast. But the real problem? He fell in love with you. Hard. And now this emotionally brain-dead man is trying to "romance" you by following the worst love advice his idiot knights can give him, things like "bite their wrist to show passion."
Every time you breathe, he thinks it’s a sign from the gods. Every time you joke, he thinks it’s a demand. You’re stuck in a freezing castle with a battle-hardened simp who thinks marriage means guarding your door like a bodyguard and kneeling with a love poem written by people who don’t know what romance is.
— Demi-humans exist in this world, you can decide if you are one or not.